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BREAKING NEWS: Finland Invades Denmark! 
14th-Mar-2011 11:31 pm
White Mage - Drawn by Mahrkale
This showed up in my email box, courtesy of Kevin "Slickpuppy" Mulder and chefmongoose:

There's a whole lot of stuff I have to explain here:

- I am not a cheetah. But clearly certain people thought it'd be funny to draw me as one.

- The black beret is supposed to be my Dorsai Irregulars beret, but it just comes off looking French. :-P

- I am not Danish, but I'm a fan of Denmark.

- The character art itself is a parody of a comic called Scandinavia and the World. In that comic, all of the countries are represented by characters. Denmark is portrayed as a drunk, Christiania is a pot smoking teenager, Svalbard is a badass, Sweden has nuclear mutants, etc. Yes, my country (the USA) is in there. I leave it to you, the reader to discover how it's represented.

- Chiaroscuro is a chef, as his username here implies. He's not really trying to kill me, he just wants to make me dinner.

- I am not a cheetah
15th-Mar-2011 03:51 am (UTC)
Orange sauce or herb-n-garlic goes with leopard dinners?
15th-Mar-2011 06:21 am (UTC)
Totally herb-n-garlic. Orange sauce is for *lions*.

Edited at 2011-03-15 06:36 am (UTC)
15th-Mar-2011 04:04 am (UTC)
That's right. You aren't good enough to be a cheetah!

You are, however, in all honesty, a total BITCH!
15th-Mar-2011 12:10 pm (UTC)
That's what makes him the first cheopard~
15th-Mar-2011 04:18 am (UTC)
That explains things... just one question though
Are you a cheetah?
15th-Mar-2011 04:20 am (UTC)
He's a juggler.
15th-Mar-2011 04:46 am (UTC)
Generally one can safely ignore an angry chef.

...An angry chef with a knife or hot liquid is more formidable, however.
15th-Mar-2011 02:57 pm (UTC)
Generally one can safely ignore an angry chef.

Not if he's preparing my food!

Seriously, I make it a point to be nice to food service workers, since A) they're usually under a lot of stress, and B) they handle things I put in my mouth.
15th-Mar-2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
they handle things I put in my mouth

So does YOUR MOM. Zing!
15th-Mar-2011 05:09 am (UTC)
This is an amazing comic and I love it.
15th-Mar-2011 05:56 am (UTC)
- I am not a cheetah

Way to ruin the magic D:
15th-Mar-2011 06:23 am (UTC)
Obviously, Giza is a French Cheetah trying to pass himself off as a Danish Leopard.

This deserves stabby.

Edited at 2011-03-15 06:31 am (UTC)
15th-Mar-2011 02:56 pm (UTC)
Obviously, Giza is a French Cheetah trying to pass himself off as a Danish Leopard.

15th-Mar-2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
15th-Mar-2011 10:18 am (UTC)
Perkele! Perkele perkele perkele gepardi!
15th-Mar-2011 02:28 pm (UTC)
But have you tried to be a cheetah? :)
15th-Mar-2011 04:19 pm (UTC)
You are now officially a French Cheetah.
16th-Mar-2011 04:39 am (UTC)
Since you're a fan of libations, I figured you'd find this scary!
20th-Mar-2011 07:18 pm (UTC)

There's GOT to be a Danish version of The Ghostbusters...
16th-Mar-2011 08:43 am (UTC)
Obviously we should just see what kind of rotten fish he will eat and then we will know where he is from!
18th-Mar-2011 08:34 am (UTC)
Go Finns! Cook them cheetahs!
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