Less than 10 times/day
20 (41.7%)

Less than 25 times/day
16 (33.3%)

Less than 50 times/day
7 (14.6%)

More than 50 times/day
1 (2.1%)

"My name is Triggur. You stole my Beano. Prepare to die."
4 (8.3%)

Silent
7 (14.9%)

Like a gentle whisper
13 (27.7%)

I can disguise my farts by talking loudly
12 (25.5%)

My ass doubles as a foghorn
11 (23.4%)

"My name is Triggur. You stole my Beano. Prepare to die."
4 (8.5%)

No smell whatsoever
3 (6.4%)

Like roses
2 (4.3%)

A little sulfury
19 (40.4%)

Like walking through a garden. Of poop!
14 (29.8%)

"My name is Triggur. You stole my Beano. Prepare to die."
9 (19.1%)

Nobody smells them but me
15 (31.9%)

I get complaints from the next cube over
12 (25.5%)

It's like the end of Aliens, when everyone has to get to "Minimum Safe Distance" before the place explodes.
12 (25.5%)

I can gas an entire floor
4 (8.5%)

"My name is Triggur. You stole my Beano. Prepare to die."
4 (8.5%)